Sunday, December 28, 2008

thong bikinis: your thoughts?

i've lived in south florida for the better part of my life, so i have been to the beach more times then i could ever even attempt to count.  therefore, i've seen just about everything there is to see at a beach...  young people having sex, old people having sex, dancing, thong bikini's on people that should never, ever be allowed to wear thongs under any circumstance, people jogging, people doing that crazy karate thing that moves really slowly, underage drinking, frisbee.. you name it, i've probably seen it.

i've been visiting this christmas break from knoxville and been, if not on, then close to the beach every day and there is one thing that has always made me curious.  

what is it about florida and the beach that make people (usually tourists) throw caution to the wind and arrive in practically their birthday suits?  i mean, i am aware that sometimes, it's a tidge warm out and perhaps you want to be sure to show off that newly purchased bikini as much as possible... but i live in florida and would never show up to the beach in a bikini and a vest, and that's it.  maybe that makes me lame, but i feel that there are certain things everyone driving along A1A don't need to see.  




so i suppose my question is, is it simply because i grew up in florida that a t-shirt and shorts are enough skin exposure for me to walk to and from my car and i should test out the thong bikini to expand my horizons, or am i the more normal one in this approach?


Saturday, December 27, 2008

merry christmas, pseudo person

soo..  i admit.   i've been a shitty blogger.  life's been fun and there have been stories that i have been standing in the shower thinking about sharing, but by the time i get out of the shower and doing the whole writing in my head thing, i forget.   i apologize.   i resolve to be better.

merry day after christmas.   well, i guess now it's day after day after christmas.  i hope everyone's christmas was as delightful as mine.  mine can be summed up in this awkward conversation between me and my mom's pseudo-boyfriend:

PTPB:  "hey, (insert pseudo-boyfriend's name).  Happy Holidays!"
pseudo:  "hey PTPB.  wow, you've gained weight since i last saw you."

awesome.

merrrrrrryyyyy christmas mom's crazy fake boyfriend.