merry christmas, pseudo person

soo..  i admit.   i've been a shitty blogger.  life's been fun and there have been stories that i have been standing in the shower thinking about sharing, but by the time i get out of the shower and doing the whole writing in my head thing, i forget.   i apologize.   i resolve to be better.

merry day after christmas.   well, i guess now it's day after day after christmas.  i hope everyone's christmas was as delightful as mine.  mine can be summed up in this awkward conversation between me and my mom's pseudo-boyfriend:

PTPB:  "hey, (insert pseudo-boyfriend's name).  Happy Holidays!"

pseudo:  "hey PTPB.  wow, you've gained weight since i last saw you."

awesome.

merrrrrrryyyyy christmas mom's crazy fake boyfriend.