pass the whiskey

things that seem like a good idea, but later, you realize are not.

• starting to drink at 1 for a 7 o'clock game
• helping boys break into their fraternity brother's room to get whiskey
• playing pass the handle of jack daniels with 4 guys
• having a private pass the handle with one other person while everyone else talks about life
• eating your body weight in cheesy bread from dominos
• running around a fraternity house in search of beer with the president of the fraternity, and then finding an empty room with a full fridge of beer and a handle of evan williams on the table
• shotgunning four beers and playing pass the handle with the president before someone catches you
• pretending you don't actually have a need for a liver
• going to the bar and splitting two pitchers of beer with one other person
• spraying mace in the middle of a bar, causing that side of the bar to clear out and cough uncontrollably
• talking shit about a girl who is sitting across the table from you.. and being pretty positive she can hear you saying how much you don't like her but don't even try to be less obvious
• not being taken home once the bar closes so that you can continue drinking
  
• playing pass the handle of evan williams... again
• shotgunning more beer
• dancing to 90's music until 5:30 in the morning
• passing out on your friend's couch
• waking up wanting to die
• deciding to walk home across campus
• stopping at smoothie king, running into your ex boyfriend
• upon being asked how everything's been, you simply say, "drunken" and then when there's an awkward silence, you decide to throw in "i got really drunk last night"

and then i decided i had to definitely still be drunk at 5:30 in the afternoon.

saturdays can be so fun...